Jose Mourinho replied to the critics in a sarcastic way after his opening game with Real Madrid ended in a disappointing draw at Mallorca. The Portuguese tactician implied that he should not be judged by his first game in charge of the Spanish giants. "I am a coach not Harry Potter," Mourinho said in an interview with Spanish daily AS. "He is a magician. Magic is fiction and I live for football which is real. I've only been two months in Madrid. "Do you know how many training sessions I have had with everyone together, including the new signings? Not even 10."