Let's remind ourselves of the central challenge Egypt faces: the population explosion and its consequences. We know Greater Cairo's 22 million will be 40 million in 10 years. In 30 years Cairo's population will be greater than the entire United (...)
You may fool all the people some of the time. You can even fool some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all the time (Abraham Lincoln). Who's starting World War III? Mohamed Bouaziz ablaze in Tunisia? Egypt's Tahrir (...)
A just war? Or just a war? Martyrdom versus military might? How far is Syria's Assad willing to go? Or will he go willingly? Who wins? Does everyone lose? Apparently you can be at both ends and in the middle at the same time.
Bashar the Beast fights (...)
Once upon a time a crocodile was snoozing on the banks of the River Nile. Along came a spritely gazelle. She'd spotted a bunch of cherries on the opposite side. How to get across? One crocodile in sight indicated more dozing.
"Wake up, Mr (...)
Truth trumps fiction. According to some Muslim Brothers it's time to dump Morsi and dump on General Abdel Fatah Al-Sisi. Remember this bit of Brotherhood balderdash? "We're not seeking power. We just want to build this country."It was mind-boggling (...)
What's up? In the media Egypt is fixated with wrangling, fighting and shooting. When you go out people are shopping, mixing and fasting. How much would you give to keep it that way? A million bucks? $29.95 is a steal.
Karima Bennoune takes us on an (...)
Nodding off, the scene segues from Downtown's crepitating, clattering convulsion to a salubrious setting – a favourite picnic spot in the newly greened Rabaa Touristic Village. Families and friends have gathered, sedately celebrating their (...)
I don't have to be here. Shouldn't be, according to some who brand the likes of me Peeping Toms. They say we're voyeurs reporting naughtiness we're not supposed to see. They'd rather we skulk around Northern Ireland counting the bandaged heads of (...)
Was it a coup d'etat, half a coup, coup-lite or just plain old martial law? The top brass gave Morsi just enough rope to hang himself to execute their mission: divide and rule. Not so fast, say some. It's our revolution, not theirs. If you want to (...)
La Jolie Plage North Coast (30 June.) Your Excellencies, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, and the riff raff at the back, welcome to the Couch Party annual general meeting. Or as my wife put it when she sent me packing, welcome to the (...)
Who's really behind the Battle of the Nile? Here's a clue: Gold and girls. Don't be fooled by hydroelectricity or irrigation. Focus on lust and greed. Skedaddle if you hear shankilla. It's Ethiopian for slave. Head for the hills if they shout agbert (...)
Of all the poker players I'd want to cut the cards Barack Obama ranks First Dealer. We both spent 20 years in Chicago. So we know to keep our hands in full view. I was taken aback when he appeared to cave after Republicans scuppered his choice to (...)
If you twitch a nostril near a cop in Cairo, you risk being beaten up, arrested, thrown in jail, raped, held in isolation and sentenced to five years' hard labour.
If you kidnap a military patrol in the Sinai, tie up thousands of troops in tanks, (...)
Robert Browning (1812 –1889) is a favourite poet among high schoolers: Judge people by what they might be – not are, nor will be. Seems their parents and teachers are taking him to heart.
I'm getting more invitations these days to farewell parties. (...)
How do you feed your prejudice? Choosing what bits to read? Or who to hang out with? It's an infectious disease. One minute you're as tolerant as can be, the next you're ranting about someone's views.
We are all united in a crisis, says Nancy (...)
Cut and run, or duke it out – Morsi's dilemma during the interregnum. Feuding inside the Muslim Brotherhood rages. Khairat El-Shater berates Morsi for pussyfooting around the Brothers' project to control every facet of Egyptian life.
El-Shater (...)
Chitchat is Cairo's currency. Spotting a rare bird in the undergrowth has set the tongues wagging. One swallow doesn't make a summer. But the return of this migrant to Egypt's shores has stirred the jabberers into a chunter.
In another conversation (...)
You can measure the revolution's pace counting column inches devoted to the birds and the bees. There's nothing government toadies like more than filling up space with articles on Nile Delta flora and fauna and Red Sea ostriches.
In peacetime that's (...)
“Iftaḥ ya simsim" Ali Baba says, and the mouth of the cave concealing the 40 thieves' treasure opens wide. The poor woodcutter becomes antiquity's biggest Lotto winner.
We grow up on myths, glorious fiction, and eternity's morality story of hope's (...)
How long would it take you to vent your spleen? Me? An hour a column if I'm not distracted. This one's been stewing, nay boiling, for months.
The headline should have been The Rape of Egypt, but I toned it down not to offend the squeamish. If you (...)
ASSIUT: K-Mart introduced the phrase to a generation of Americans — the moment when a flashing police lamp announces a surprise special offer in a store entering the American lexicon in films such as Troop Beverly Hills, Beetlejuice and Dawn of the (...)
CAIRO: Rattled, the Muslim Brothers packed parliament to amend a law that would ban former regime figures from running after Omar Suleiman threw his hat into the ring. That'll get tossed into the courts, unlikely to see the light of day (...)
CAIRO: It appears the Salafi Sheikh Hazem Abu Ismail's mother did obtain American nationality on October 25, 2006 putting paid to his presidential bid.
Doesn't the Egyptian Administrative Court's ruling on Saturday doom the Muslim Brotherhood's (...)
CAIRO: Talking shops or photo ops? Verdant oases of green shoots? Or overblown blooming nuisances? Downtrodden by history's rapacious greed, the wooed nations are the benighted forlorn — ugly ducks turned swans. Their allure? Growth.
Though not (...)
CAIRO: Grace and pace they have not. Filibuster and bluster they're full of. Can you believe the new crop of rags-to-riches whistle-stoppers are turning down a billion US dollars and some because their pride is hurt?
More likely they've been (...)