Season 2: “Of course, if I was one of them, these people that you just assume are your enemies, what would I do? There would be no balloon so I would draw them out to a really secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, a good place for a trap… an ambush. And when your friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they would use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh?” [pause] “You guys got any milk?” (episode 2.16: The Whole Truth) “Wow. You guys have some real trust issues, don't you?… I guess it makes sense she didn't tell you. I mean, with the two of you fighting all the time.” (episode 2.16: The Whole Truth) “God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.” (episode 2.18: Dave) “He's a great man, John – a brilliant man… But he is not a forgiving man.” (episode 2.20: Two for the road) “If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it.” (episode 2.20: Two for the road) “Because you're one of the good ones, John.” (episode 2.20: Two for the road) “We're the good guys, Michael.” (episode 2.23: Live Together, Die Alone) Season 3: “We did this because the only way to gain a con man's respect is to con him. And you're good … Sawyer, but we're better.” (episode 3.4: Every man for himself) “Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky… and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is.” (episode 3.5: The cost of living) “We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.” [to Locke about electricity] (episode 3.13: The man from Tallahassee) “This'll be your last chance, Jack. I'm telling you, making that call is the beginning of the end.” (episode 3.22: Through the Looking Glass) Season 4: “Okay, I probably should have told you that I saw her take the phone, but you beat me up, Jack. I owed you one.” (episode 4.1: The beginning of the end) “But look on the bright side – at least somebody around here knows what the hell they're doing.” (episode 4.1: The beginning of the end) “Carl. Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist you call me Ben.” (episode 4.2: Confirmed Dead) “John's looking for somebody to tell him what to do next.” (episode 4.3: The Economist) “I feel for you, John. I really do. You keep hitting dead ends.” (episode 4.4: Eggtown) “Why? You're asking me why? After everything I did to get you here, after everything I've done to keep you here, how can you possibly not understand… that you're mine?” (episode 4.6: The Other Woman) “[after Sayid shoots his whole gun empty on the man who killed his wife] That should do it.” (episode 4.9: The shape of things to come) “Those people were murdered to make you angry, James. So you'd be more likely to come storming in here en throw me through the walls.” (episode 4.9: The shape of things to come) “Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John… is a fickle bitch.” (episode 4.11: Cabin Fever) “He wants us to move the island.” (episode 4.11: Cabin Fever) “My time is over, John. It's yours now.” (episode 4.11: Cabin Fever) “He actually thinks staying was his idea. Not bad, John. Not bad at all.” (episode 4.11: Cabin Fever) “How many times do I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.” (episode 4.12: There's no place like home, part 1) “I heard that you've been flying on passenger planes. Hoping that you'd crash. It's dark, Jack, very dark.” (episode 4.13: There's no place like home, part 2) “I'm here to tell you that the island won't let you come alone. All of you have to go back.” (episode 4.13: There's no place like home, part 2) “If you mean time-traveling bunnies, then yes.” (episode 4.13: There's no place like home, part 2) Season 5: “You're going home. Go find yourself a suitcase, if there's anything in this life you want, pack it in there. Because you're never coming back.” (episode 5.2: The Lie) “My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.” [in response to Jack asking "How can you read?"] (episode 5.6: 316) “Thomas the Apostle. When Jesus wanted to return to Judea, knowing that he would probably be murdered there, Thomas said to the others, “Let us also go there and we might die with him.” But Thomas was not remembered for this bravery. His claim to fame came later when he refuses to acknowledge the resurrection. He just couldn't wrap his mind around it. The story goes that he needed to touch Jesus wounds to be convinced.” (episode 5.6: 316) “We are all convinced sooner or later, Jack.” (episode 5.6: 316) “This gentlemen and I are taking a boat. Does anyone else have a problem with that?” (episode 5.12: Dead is Dead) “I'm a Pisces.” [to Locke] (episode 5.16: The Incident) **Do you have quote we are missing? email us with the quote and episode to [email protected] BM