I welcome you to my advice: Check any seat in Egypt before you sit in it. Check beneath it and around it. Dig under it lest you find strange objects or a man hiding. And if it was in an empty place, leave it and go find yourself another seat, be it within the Security Council. Stay away from marble seats, for they are not safe. Look for cement seats. Also check your couch at home. Make sure its chassis number is correct. But remember that your flat floor is your neighbor's ceiling. So take his permission before you dig under the couch. Do not panic if you find some metal objects while digging, as they could belong to your neighbor's chandelier downstairs. You may continue digging and jump down to rob his safe. Better yet, lie on the couch and watch some TV. Repeat the same procedures with your bed. Make sure it is not parked in a ‘No Parking' area. Also make sure it is not double-parked. Then sleep on it and cover your face from the paparazzi of the 10 p.m. talk show. You are safe now. The slight shiver you have may come from diabetes. Perhaps you should do some tests. Just remember you must be fasting to do the tests. Enjoy the digging.
