Horoscopes: Fasting or feasting? By Imhotep Sometimes silence reveals more than even the coziest chats. And Crabs, as people born under the Cardinal Water sign of Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul) are sometimes called, instinctively understand the power of communicating in silence. Mental telepathy is something that Crabs know best how to handle. Powerful planetary movements indicate that Crabs must brace themselves for a month of challenges. Ramadan is a trying period for Crabs. The nice Crabs will be rewarded for their patience and perseverance. The nasty Crabs will be licking their wounds by the end of the Holy Month. United States President George W Bush is a Crab, not a very nice one admittedly. And he will suffer some serious bruises in the weeks ahead. Bush is one of those creepy, crawly Crabs who have an IQ not much higher than the crustacean that he is. And, November is a bad month for Crabs to run for re- election as president. If it is a question of Crab versus Centaur, I'd place my bet on the beastly Archer -- John Kerry is a Sagittarian. My dear Crabs, Imhotep understands how frenetically you battle some serious inner demons. Ramadan is a period of mixed emotions for you. And you are, my dear Crabs, a sensitive lot. Beware of those who'll want to crush your shells. You'll be tempted to use those terrible pincers of yours. Cancerians are notorious for resorting to those fearsome weapons of theirs when cornered. It's time for you to mentally review all those recent applications you've received from charming prospective partners whether they're competing for your heart or a spot on your payroll. You'll make the right decision in early November. Even if it means quitting your job -- George W Bush better take note of this. You are famous for an innate ability to create romance -- to cast magic spells. And, even though Ramadan is a testing month for Cancerians, rest assured that November will have that feel-good ending. Desperately seeking enthusiasm, Lions, as people born under the Fixed Fire sign of Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug), are sometimes called, will also be put to the test in Ramadan. Lions are ruled by the Sun. They love to shine brightly and bask in the adoration of lesser beings. But in late October and early September, things might become mildly sombre. Leos are a sociable lot, but in November they'd be sorely tempted to turn into recluses. Poor old George W Bush, his Power sign is Leo. Let go of your egos this Ramadan my dear Leos. Brace yourself for humbling experiences. Mind you, casual dating might turn into something far more intense in the weeks ahead. Expect lots of happy grins and charming invitations. But do you want to go partying in Ramadan? No! Of course not. Indeed, you have your doubts about any social activity in the Holy Month -- and they are well- founded too. Everyone knows how vehemently people born under the Mutable Earth sign of Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep) defend their privacy. But be patient my dear Virgoans, the spotlight might turn out to be very pleasant in November. You are destined, my dear Virgoans, for big changes in the weeks ahead. November will find Virgoans back in top form. Ready for love and full of hope and inspiration. The Virgoan's world will start to swing. Indeed, Virgoans will dance out of the discos and into the streets throughout November. If this is too energetic, try gentler pursuits, like messing about in boats, or hopping on and off feluccas for leisurely Nilotic pastimes. There is a good chance that such moments might become some of the most unforgettable experiences of your life. Imhotep predicts that this is a time of profuse outpouring of creative energies. Be willing to think and act a little controversially. Throw down a gauntlet of challenge this Ramadan. Fasting or feasting? That's up to you my dear Virgoans. The important thing is that you'll be rollicking in Ramadan. Cheers, and keep up the high spirits. And, don't trust anyone's rationale over what your gut instinct tells you. Has it ever let you down?
