Horoscopes: Fishy feelings By Imhotep It is fun, my dear Sea Goats, as people born under the Cardinal Earth sign of Capricorn (22 Dec-22 Jan) are often called, to go for a whimsical swim sometimes. Just make sure there aren't any sharks in the pool with you. They can make swimming so much less whimsical, my dear Sea Goats, and especially if the sharks in question are Sagittarians. Try not to think about work too much in the weeks ahead. Things are crazy there and you'll be so much better off focussing on all the things that are going your way these days. If someone owes you something, you might just cut right through the madness and remind them. There's a chance they have forgotten. Then you'll both feel better. Sea Goats instinctively know that they must act to get results. So get going. But, before you go and start hollering for reinforcements, take another look at this supposedly knotty situation. A few gentle tweaks here and there could lead to a stress-free unravelling. Use kindness, not force. Cautious Capricornians will have a chance to hedge their bets on an all important decision in the weeks ahead. Sea Goats are not by nature risk-takers, but September provides interesting opportunities for Capricornians to win a gamble. Still not ready to wind it down yet, my dear Water Bearers, as people born under the Fixed Air sign of Aquarius (23 Jan-19 Feb) are sometimes called. Too bad you can't just read the instructions and figure out how to repair this malfunctioning relationship. Fortunately, the stars have given you both a lifetime warranty -- and especially if your significant other is a Sagittarian. Fire and Air is indeed a combustible combination: expect thunder and lightening. An obsession with your appearance, my dear Water Bearers will take hold of you in the weeks ahead. Does this mean you are on to the gym? Maybe. But if you're after faster results, you might also be thinking of more immediate methods. Indeed, your health is top-of-mind these days. Not because there's anything to worry about. It's just that the more you exercise and watch what you eat, the better you feel and the better you look. And, my dear Water Bearers, you have relationships on your mind in September -- emotional and romantic relationships -- strictly in the imaginary realm at this point, but still impelling and also your relationship with your crazy, hilarious friends. The difference between fantasy and reality is an important distinction. There are romantic opportunities right under your nose, my dear Aquarians. You don't have to be 100 per cent sure that this person is 100 per cent into you before you start flirting. That's ridiculous. Start flirting. Then see how it goes. In any case, it is so important to make someone happy. How can you do something special for someone truly dear to you? Seeing the joy on their face will be worth all the planning and effort you put into it. Daydream about romance, my dear Dolphins, as people born under the Mutable Water sign of Pisces (20 Feb-21 Mar) are sometimes called. It can be fun to daydream, but don't get carried away. This is a new you -- a you that isn't really dependent on anyone else. You are striking out into territories uncharted. You know that's where all the good stuff is anyway. Have fun. Finally, someone who appreciates your unique brilliance and sense of humour courts you. And, this special person has romantic feelings for you and enough confidence to be clear about it. And, he or she is totally adorable. Your eyeballs are heart-shaped my dear Dolphins. Your funny button has been pressed this September. You are full of hilarious stories and jokes and everyone wants to be around you. If you could be this sunny throughout September, you'd be absolutely unstoppable. Are you in a fairy tale? You finish all your tasks with miraculous ease. Meanwhile, Prince or Princess Charming is waiting in a majestic new chariot ready to take you to a far-off magical land. What are you waiting for? Move.
