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The Three Meals War
Published in Almasry Alyoum on 02 - 05 - 2009

 Believe me I love you but not more than my love for meat, no. Although I barely distinguish between the fresh meat and frozen assets.
While I keep the party's platform at room temperature, however, "meat" is a long shelf life product and was not mentioned explicitly, and perhaps will be mentioned in the television program at night.
The program mentions where Egypt is located but not how it fell. There are many ways to get out of the economic crisis one of which is to tempt one of the officials to visit Mexico, even though I know that the outcome of the visit will be the creation of the Avian Union (humans - birds - pigs). A telegram was sent in support of the daylight savings time change, in response to the reduction of aid.
 
Do you smoke? If you smoke keep the cigarette away from my picture as because of fire a passenger ferry sank, and then a court order of seven years sank too and the fish ate it as opposed to meat.
Fish prices have risen and we are fighting the last war, a war of the three meals, as happened with Lawahaz's bridegroom as the bridegroom is contested. When the bridegroom asked for Lawahez's hand in marriage, her father Al Haj Massoud asked about him and found out that his name is Shawky Kamal Abdel Azim, and goes by the name Fahmi Farahat Farghali on his ID card and his alias is "Saeed" and that his father died due to the shock of the allowance.
The father realized that Saeed is the appropriate groom who will care for his daughter and be devote to her because he is unemployed and they sat to discuss the details.
 
The groom said: "I want to hear your requests Massood."
Massoud said "My daughter must eat three meals a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner." His wife whispered in his ear "Do you want to scare the groom away or what? Do not be too harsh."
Masood whispered back: "We needed to raise the stakes and if we only get lunch that'll be good for the girl's future." 
The groom's uncle – who was there instead of his father – replied: "Oh, you know the circumstances of the country and the groom is offering one or two meals but if you want three then get yourself a rich Arab groom from the petrol producing countries."
The bride's mother said: "That's ok, in the end we are buying a man." 
The groom said: "And we are buying two loaves."
Masood said: "With God's blessings." and then suddenly the groom said: "We heard that she was engaged for two cycles before so why did she leave the groom?"
Masood said: "My son you seem naïve, what groom stays for two cycles?"
The groom said: "But I want to stay forever."
Massoud said: "You want to give my daughter only one meal and also stay forever, excuse me?!" he then snorted and shouted to his wife: "What are you waiting for? Why don't you start screaming?"


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